I am an extremely big fan of NSync and I think that Justin Timberlake is so hot. I don’t love him, but I do have feelings for him, and now that he’s dating Britney Spears, I am jealous.

Well, actually, I never liked her in the first place. I like her music sometimes, but everything about her I hate. She dresses like a whore, which I think gives kids the wrong message. I just can’t stand her.

I always have dreams of Nsync and Justin (they’re always kind of different each time, most of Justin’s are of a romantic nature.) Now I’m having dreams of Britney Spears. In my dreams, she’s not an enemy, she’s always nice and we’re kinda like friends.

When I wake up, I feel so mad that we are friends because I have so much anger for her. What does this mean?

—Anonymous

Hi Anonymous—

Whenever we dream of being really “good friends” with celebrities, it usually means that we see qualities in the celebs that we admire, that we wish we also possessed. The dreams also signify that we would like some attention ourselves. Afer all, celebs are famous. Wouldn’t it be fun to share the spotlight—with a famous celeb like Britney?

You’ve already told us that you’re jealous of Britney, because she’s dating Justin Timberlake of NSync. Usually when we’re jealous of someone, it’s because they have something we want. Hmmmmm. Does it take too long to figure out what Britney has—that you also want? It’s Justin!!

Your dreams of being friends with Britney (instead of rivals) shows us that, somewhere, you actually admire her for the qualities she has. You don’t like her clothes or her music—so it must be for her ability to attract a dream guy like Justin!